is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via a-white-lotus)
lets play a game called do you actually like me or am i annoying you
(via a-white-lotus)
“tell the class a little about yourself”
(via fatlesbianprincess)
the first dance at my wedding will be to the hoedown throw down
fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post
(via jakemalik)
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
(Source: falzetto, via anchorlessandadrift)
